Lando

Hizo su movida. La serpiente sonrió

Vladirelato

Leyó el futuro suyo: ¡no tenía!

Cuento de misterio, revelación y autoconocimiento.

¡Recórcholis, mi doppelgänger es un tarado!

16 cuentos de HjorgeV

Pasando por casualidad por el blog de HjorgeV me entero de que me ha enviado los siguientes 16 cuentos de 6 palabras. Te juro HjorgeV que no me han llegado.

1. Vendo ataúd por cambio de planes.
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2. Al despertar, había desaparecido su cuento.
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3. “Dios a Tierra”. “El número marcado…”.
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4. Vendí todo, menos corazón. Remato saldo.
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5. -¿Para siempre? –Sólo por última vez.
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6. -Abre la puerta. -No querrás saberlo.
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7. Vendo vestido de novia sin usar.
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8. -Venimos de Marte. -¡Ya es Jueve!
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9. Perdida busca encuentros. Favor abstenerse scouts.
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10. Muere científico loco. Viuda promete fidelidad.
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11. Decapitado busca nuevo amor. Abstenerse naranjas.
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12. Dios dijo: “Perdonado”. “Sorry: soy ateo”.
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13. –Soy virgen. –Yo también. -¿Tu nombre?
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14. Mujer busca hombre silencioso. Abstenerse vendedores.
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15. “En el fondo eres bueno”. Hundiólo.
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16. Le decían El Sordo. Murió atropellado.

Unos cuantos de mi cosecha

Los siguientes cuentos de 6 palabras están en Floro69 (el último no llegué a ponerlo, el foro fue desactivado). No copio los de los demás porque no tengo permiso. Si quieren leer los otros (un montón están buenos) entren aquí.

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Sonriente, aceptó propuesta... (acuerdo prenupcial inválido)

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Mujer ¿Indescriptible? ¿Impredecible? ¿Incalculable? ¿Inalcanzable? … ¡Impagable!

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Llegué azorado. Volví desolado. Desperté azulado.

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Camión atropella pavo; gallina cruza impávida.

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Heredero universal sale del closet: parricidio.

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Caperucita besa sapo; devórala lobo metamorfo.

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Vaca Lechera torea: ¡es una cualquiera!

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Mensaje en una botella: Ya llegué.

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El tema de este blog lo he robado de Floro 69 (creado por el usuario Superpop). Los días de semana no tengo acceso al foro, así que, piña, el que se la agarra, se la agarró.

Copio el post de Superpop:

El cuento más corto que Hemingway escribió solo tenía 6 palabras y decía:

For sale: baby shoes, never worn.
(Se vende: zapatitos de bebé, nunca usados).

Hace poco Wired invitó a diversos autores a escribir una historia en esa misma cantidad de palabras, y aunque uno de ellos, Arthur C. Clarke, se rehusó a editar su colaboración ("God said, 'Cancel Program GENESIS.' The universe ceased to exist.";-) , los demás cumplieron con el límite impuesto:


Failed SAT. Lost scholarship. Invented rocket.
- William Shatner

Computer, did we bring batteries? Computer?
- Eileen Gunn

Vacuum collision. Orbits diverge. Farewell, love.
- David Brin

Gown removed carelessly. Head, less so.
- Joss Whedon

Automobile warranty expires. So does engine.
- Stan Lee

Machine. Unexpectedly, I'd invented a time
- Alan Moore

Longed for him. Got him. Shit.
- Margaret Atwood

His penis snapped off; he's pregnant!
- Rudy Rucker

From torched skyscrapers, men grew wings.
- Gregory Maguire

Internet "wakes up?" Ridicu - no carrier.
- Charles Stross

With bloody hands, I say good-bye.
- Frank Miller

Wasted day. Wasted life. Dessert, please.
- Steven Meretzky

"Cellar?" "Gate to, uh … hell, actually."
- Ronald D. Moore

Epitaph: Foolish humans, never escaped Earth.
- Vernor Vinge

It cost too much, staying human.
- Bruce Sterling

We kissed. She melted. Mop please!
- James Patrick Kelly

It's behind you! Hurry before it
- Rockne S. O'Bannon

I'm your future, child. Don't cry.
- Stephen Baxter

1940: Young Hitler! Such a cantor!
- Michael Moorcock

Lie detector eyeglasses perfected: Civilization collapses.
- Richard Powers

I'm dead. I've missed you. Kiss … ?
- Neil Gaiman

The baby's blood type? Human, mostly.
- Orson Scott Card

Kirby had never eaten toes before.
- Kevin Smith

Rained, rained, rained, and never stopped.
- Howard Waldrop

To save humankind he died again.
- Ben Bova

We went solar; sun went nova.
- Ken MacLeod

Husband, transgenic mistress; wife: "You cow!"
- Paul Di Filippo

"I couldn't believe she'd shoot me."
- Howard Chaykin

Don't marry her. Buy a house.
- Stephen R. Donaldson

Broken heart, 45, WLTM disabled man.
- Mark Millar

TIME MACHINE REACHES FUTURE!!! … nobody there …
- Harry Harrison

Tick tock tick tock tick tick.
- Neal Stephenson

Easy. Just touch the match to
- Ursula K. Le Guin

New genes demand expression -- third eye.
- Greg Bear

K.I.A. Baghdad, Aged 18 - Closed Casket
- Richard K. Morgan

WORLD'S END. Sic transit gloria Monday.
- Gregory Benford

Epitaph: He shouldn't have fed it.
- Brian Herbert

Batman Sues Batsignal: Demands Trademark Royalties.
- Cory Doctorow

Heaven falls. Details at eleven.
- Robert Jordan

Bush told the truth. Hell froze.
- William Gibson

whorl. Help! I'm caught in a time
- Darren Aronofsky and Ari Handel

Nevertheless, he tried a third time.
- James P. Blaylock

God to Earth: "Cry more, noobs!"
- Marc Laidlaw

Help! Trapped in a text adventure!
- Marc Laidlaw

Thought I was right. I wasn't.
- Graeme Gibson

Lost, then found. Too bad.
- Graeme Gibson

Three to Iraq. One came back.
- Graeme Gibson

Rapture postponed. Ark demanded! Which one?
- David Brin

Dinosaurs return. Want their oil back.
- David Brin

Bang postponed. Not Big enough. Reboot.
- David Brin

Temporal recursion. I'm dad and mom?
- David Brin

Time Avenger's mistaken! It wasn't me...
- David Brin

Democracy postponed. Whence franchise? Ask Diebold...
- David Brin

Cyborg seeks egg donor, object ___.
- David Brin

Deadline postponed. Five words enough...?
- David Brin

Metrosexuals notwithstanding, quiche still lacks something.
- David Brin

Brevity's virtue? Wired saves adspace. Subscribe!
- David Brin

Death postponed. Metastasized cells got organized.
- David Brin

Microsoft gave us Word. Fiat lux?
- David Brin

Mind of its own. Damn lawnmower.
- David Brin

Singularity postponed. Datum missing. Query Godoogle?
- David Brin

Please, this is everything, I swear.
- Orson Scott Card

I saw, darling, but do lie.
- Orson Scott Card

Osama's time machine: President Gore concerned.
- Charles Stross

Sum of all fears: AND patented.
- Charles Stross

Ships fire; princess weeps, between stars.
- Charles Stross

Mozilla devastates Redmond, Google's nuke implicated.
- Charles Stross

Will this do (lazy writer asked)?
- Ken MacLeod

Cryonics: Disney thawed. Mickey gnawed. Omigawd.
- Eileen Gunn

WIRED stimulates the planet: Utopia blossoms!
- Paul Di Filippo

Clones demand rights: second Emancipation Proclamation.
- Paul Di Filippo

MUD avatars rebel: virtual Independence Day.
- Paul Di Filippo

We crossed the border; they killed us.
- Howard Waldrop

H-bombs dropped; we all died.
- Howard Waldrop

Your house is mine: soft revolution.
- Howard Waldrop

Warskiing; log; prop in face.
- Howard Waldrop

The Axis in WWII: haiku! Gesundheit.
- Howard Waldrop

Salinger story: three koans in fountain.
- Howard Waldrop

Finally, he had no more words.
- Gregory Maguire

There were only six words left.
- Gregory Maguire

In the beginning was the word.
- Gregory Maguire

Commas, see, add, like, nada, okay?
- Gregory Maguire

Weeping, Bush misheard Cheney's deathbed advice.
- Gregory Maguire

Corpse parts missing. Doctor buys yacht.
- Margaret Atwood

Starlet sex scandal. Giant squid involved.
- Margaret Atwood

He read his obituary with confusion.
- Steven Meretzky

Time traveler's thought: "What's the password?"
- Steven Meretzky

I win lottery. Sun goes nova.
- Steven Meretzky

Steve ignores editor's word limit and
- Steven Meretzky

Leia: "Baby's yours." Luke: "Bad news…"
- Steven Meretzky

Parallel universe. Bush, destitute, joins army.
- Steven Meretzky

Dorothy: "Fuck it, I'll stay here."
- Steven Meretzky

"Samaritans." "I'm listening." "Hello?" "Hel..." "Samaritans..."
- Michel Faber

"It can't be. I'm a virgin."
- Kate Atkinson

Set sail, great storm, all lost.
- John Banville

Dream punctured. Build pyre. Curses... Adolf.
- Beryl Bainbridge

See that shadow? (It's not yours.)
- Jim Crace

Defenestrated baby, methamphetamine, prison, rehab, relapse.
- Jeffrey Eugenides

Juicy offer. Must decline. Still paralysed.
- Richard Ford

Bob's last message: Bermuda Triangle, Baloney.
- Elmore Leonard

Dad called: DNA back: he isn't.
- Helen Fielding

Humorous book: critic died laughing. Sued.
- Alexander McCall Smith

"Kiss me." "?" "Kiss me.." "?!!" "Oh, sorry."
- Jon McGregor

Mother's-milk. Ribena. Tetley's. Chibuku-Shake-Shake. Complan. Morphine.
- Marina Lewycka

"Apple?" "No." "Taste!" "ADAM?" Oh God.
- David Lodge

Evil isn't necessarily unkind. Gran next.
- DBC Pierre

Megan's baby: John's surname, Jim's eyes.
- Simon Armitage

Purse found. "No notes," she said.
- Andrew O'Hagan

Served the pie, watched him die.
- Maggie O'Farrell

Thought love must fade: but no.
- George Saunders

He didn't. She did. Big mistake.
- AL Kennedy

They awaited sunrise. It never came.
- AS Byatt

In the end, everything simply began.
- Ali Smith

Stop me before I kill again.
- Hari Kunzru

Free to good home. Extraneous coffin.
- Barbara Trapido

I repented and turned to Christ.
- Ian Sansom

"Hello?" "Cupcake." "Douglas?! I'm... married." [click]
- Miranda July

The pillow smelled like my brother.
- Patrick Neate

It was a dark, stormy... aaaaargggh!
- John Lanchester

Armageddon imminent. Make list. Tick most.
- Ian Rankin

Catherine had treasonable sex. Heads rolled.
- Helen Simpson

"The Earth? We ate it yesterday."
- Yann Martel

A&E IOU
- Toby Litt

Funeral followed honeymoon. He was 90.
- Graham Swift

Womb. Bloom. Groom. Gloom. Rheum. Tomb.
- Blake Morrison

Pain, unutterable pain, stertorous exhalation. Death.
- Will Self

"Mind what gap?" ... ... ...
- Hilary Mantel